Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The beer is more important than you right now.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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