It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
In America we eat man semen.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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