Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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