Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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