Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
okay pat passed out under dana's car
dude i'm inner monologue high
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Best friends brother. Beat that.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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