I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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