My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Randomize
