She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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