Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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