Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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