i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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