I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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