hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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