he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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