is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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