I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
