if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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