At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Small penises have feelings too.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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