Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My first STD was from a foam party
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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