so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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