Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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