that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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