I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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