Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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