You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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