Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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