p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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