so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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