Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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