can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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