I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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