there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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