Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
