Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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