Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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