Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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