if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Pants are for mortals
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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