even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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