I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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