Ambien. No doubt about it.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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