If i come over, it means nothing
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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