i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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