just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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