dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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