Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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