I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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