so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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