My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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