he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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