so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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